Dwight: You told me there was a rule. I could have choked so many people by now!
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Nellie: The quality of mercy is not strained. It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven, upon the place beneath.
Andy: How dare you play the bard card. Jim: Big Red Paper Company?
Andy: Yes, yes! Kelly: Webcams make me look the way I look in my fantasies.
Oscar: I’m here to tell you that, yes, it does get better.
Darryl: What flavor is that?
Hide: Coconut p**is. Darryl: The coconut is pretty subtle. Oscar: It gets better. Maybe not much better. But better.
Dwight: What’s even more precious to people than muffins? Their own children.
Darryl: I would date the hell out of me.
Later Darryl: I would go crazy on myself. Darryl: You mean to tell me that no one wanted an energy drink for Asian homosexuals?
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