Kevin: I just knew, my whole life, that everyone was wrong about me. My parents, my teachers, my friends, the doctors! Everyone.

Kevin: The thing that I like about Elmo is the tickling.

Erin: Planking is one of those things where, hey, you either get it or you don't. And I don't, but I am excited to be a part of it!

Andy: Look around this room. Does this look like a group of losers? Seriously.
Pam Beesly: [Looks around] Oh... [continues crying] Oh God...

Jim Halpert: All right... I will see you in a bit.
Pam Beesly: [Starting to cry] I love you so much...
Jim Halpert: Hey, it's nothing, all right? I'll text you when we get there. I'll see what's going on.
Pam Beesly: [Goes back to computer] Ok...
Jim Halpert: No. No dog video.
Pam Beesly: Ok.
Jim Halpert: Ok.

Andy: [Addressing people left out] Well, we should all be very excited about our very own... pizza party! Pizza PARTAY! [Dancing] Pizza! Party! Pizza! Party!

Angela: Look! It's a little preggs and a big preggs!
Pam Halpert: Wait when did we start calling--
Angela: Isn't is amazing the difference in our sizes?
Pam Halpert: Well I am a few months ahead of you.
Angela: I'm having a child with my husband the senator, and Pam is having a child with Jim. [politely] The great salesman.

Andy: Great group! Pizza party!
Kelly: [Bored] How is this a pizza party?
Andy: Well, why don't you ask me again when when the five pizzas get here.
Kelly: That's just pizza. You need one more element for it to be a party...
Andy: Ok, well have you guys ever hada a margherita pizza?
Stanley: What's that?
Andy: Fresh tomato, with a dollop of mozzarella cheese.
Stanley: That's just pizza.
Pam Beesly: Yeah, just regular pizza...

Andy: [Looking at pizzas] Ah, that is their interpretation of margherita pizza... Fans of regular pizza will be psyched.

Andy: I'm already working on this Columbus Day thing for you guys, and it's starting to stack up... feels like a lot. So one thing at a time.
Phyllis: Yeah, that's all you had to do today? Ask about Columbus Day?