Erin: Okay, you’re going to go through the hallway. Here’s a map.

Andy: I convinced David Wallace to buy Dunder Mifflin back from Sabre.

Angela: The senator is the only man I’ve ever been with.

Ryan’s sign: Missed connection — Caffeine Corner — you were blonde w/a hat? I work at Dunder Mifflin. Hope to see you again.

Nellie: Oh get out, Skeleton Man!

Andy: I have a delicious secret.

Harry: Is it just me, or is our boss a freakin' weirdo?

Dwight: My pants fell down! I don’t have a belt!

Harry: What would you do if you weren't selling paper?
Jim: Oh man, I think I'd be selling beets. Trading them for competition. I know it's stupid, but nationals has always been a dream of mine.
Dwight: What? How have we never talked about this before? Wait, you don't even care about nationals. 

Toby: I like to think Lloyd Gross is a no-nonsense guy who doesn’t back down from anybody. And he calls people “kemosabe.”