Bert: What do you like? Tornados?
Dwight: Try influenza.

[trying to guess Dwight's password]
Stanley: Try Mose1234.
Ryan: Dwight would never be that obvious. Try something like um, zee six four, dollar sign, eight.
[the password's incorrect]
Ryan: Not that exactly Jim! Something like that.

Jim: Oh my boss is singing "Closing Time."

Jim Halpert: [Reading his book] "Chapter 2: Announcing guests as they enter is the height of decorum. The more volume displayed, the more honor is bestowed upon everyone present."

Gabe: The Michilen Man called. He wants his cummerbund back.

Gabe: I cannot believe I didn't think of toasting Robert. Get in the game Gabriel

Phyllis: Is she Asian?
Erin: I don't know. She's from somewhere, I bet.

Dwight Schrute: [Ryan arrives at the party, he yells loudly] Master Ryan Howard!

Gabe: Hey Andy, how about you don't steal my business strategies, and I won't dress like life is just one long brunch.

Erin: November's sure creepin' up huh? Can't stop that month.