Dwight: I'm a decent baiter. My cousin Mose, that's a master baiter.
Oscar: Don't you wanna see the baby?
Dwight: Why? I know what Angela and the Senator look like. I can mash that up in my head right now. Dwight: Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf.
Jim (to Dwight): Do you shower at night? Or do you shower in the morning? 'Cause I wanna shower when you're showering...save some water.
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