Pam: Tears of a clown. 

Oscar: If you would have seen the look he gave me, he wanted to rock more than just my vote.

Kevin: No. No he's not. 

Andy: I earned that job! I was personally chosen after Robert was chosen and quit.

Robert/Creed: How old?

Jim (crying about Ryan's poem): Ryan must never know. 

Pam (about Ryan's poem to Kelly): I, just, love the part when he compares himself to a child. 

Gabe:  Remember, you said it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton.

Nellie: I just wanted to take the man's job, not his manhood.

Ryan: I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?