Creed: Jinx, buy me some coke.
Dwight: Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity.
Kevin: You think this is a great party? This cake has vegetables in it.
Ryan: Hey that's not a code name that's just an insult.
Oscar: Plus, everyone would know who you meant. Ryan: Yeah. Nellie (to Stanley): Excuse me, the tone here is getting quite hostile. I would appreciate it if you would keep that stuff on the basketball court.
Everyone: Woah. Nelli Dwight: I wonder if king size sheets are called presidential sized in England....I really should have a tweeter account.
Dwight: What did you do?
Kelly: Stop yelling at me! Dwight: What did you do? Kelly: I didn't do anything! Dwight: What did you learn in there? I bet you learned things, huh? Like how to fashion a shiv, hmm? Jim: Hey! What the hell's goin' on? Dwight: Why don't you tell Jim where you were from ages 14 to 15. Kelly: I was kickin' it. Dwight: In juvie. Jim: What? Dwight: Juvie... nile... Detention Center. Where they send teenagers! |