Gabe: Oh how the mediocre have fallen.

Ryan’s sign: Kelly, I know you are with someone but I love you. I will wait forever.

Andy: It’s go time.

Erin: After you’re manager, some of these images are going to be hard to shake. Just calibrate.

Creed: This carpet’s overdue for a good mopping.

Dwight: Operation Phoenix is a go.

Toby: Do you see David Wallace in the room right now?