Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg, had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?
Well, once you get down into the mine, what...you got laser tag or something? - Michael  Hey! I know what'll impress everybody, I'll start a fire. Oh, man. Bad idea. Bad idea genes.  I got you a ferral cat I trapped in my barn. His name is Garbage, because that is what he likes to eat.--Dwight Schrute  We had a foreign exchance student live with us when I was young. And we called him my brother. And that's what I thought he was. Um...then he went home to what is now formerly Yugoslavia, taking all of my blue jeans with him. And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. That is what Ryan is like: A fake brother who steals your jeans. --Michael Scott  I'm a Schrute. And superior brain power. Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will. - Dwight  One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then? -- Jim Halpert  Okay, first, let's go over some parameters. How many people can I fire? - Dwight  ...well, if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train. - Jim  Any time Michael asks me to do anything, I just tell him that Dwight should do it. - Jim  | AuthorI'm an office nerd. And that's all you need to know. ArchivesJune 2012 |
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