I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. - Dwight
Dwight: (bringing in a dead goose) It's a Christmas miracle!  Dwight Schrute: Agro-tourism is a lot more than a bed-and-breakfast. It consists of tourists coming to a farm, showing them around, giving them a bed, giving them breakfast.  Just as you have planted your seed into the ground, I will plant my seed into you. -Dwight  Angela: Phyllis, you look like you're going to have a heart attack.  There's no toliet paper here. Could Ryan...Tell Ryan to bring toliet paper! Could you tell him that? - Michael to Toby  What were you doing in the ladies room?! - Phyllis to Dwight  Michael to the Office: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car. It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital, and the doctors tried to save her life, they did the best that they could, and she is going to be OK. Stanley: What is wrong with you? Why did you have to phrase it like that? Oscar: So she's going to be OK? Michael: Yes, she has a slight pelvical fracture, but people have survived far worse. Pam: Thank god you were there. Andy: Did you see who did it? Dwight: No need, we can just check the security tapes. MIchael: Ah, kind of a good news, bad news there. I was able to be on the seen so quickly because I was in the car that hit her. Jim: Who was driving? Pam: Oh, Michael.  The Japanese camp guards of world war two always chose one man to kill whenever a batch of new prisoners arrived. I think I would have been good at choosing the person. - Dwight  Dwight mercy killed Angela's cat. It's very complicated. It's caused a lot of unpleasantness between Dwight and Angela, who are already prone to unpleasantness.--Pam  | AuthorI'm an office nerd. And that's all you need to know. ArchivesJune 2012 |
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