Michael to the Office: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car. It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital, and the doctors tried to save her life, they did the best that they could, and she is going to be OK.
Stanley: What is wrong with you? Why did you have to phrase it like that?
Oscar: So she's going to be OK?
Michael: Yes, she has a slight pelvical fracture, but people have survived far worse.
Pam: Thank god you were there.
Andy: Did you see who did it?
Dwight: No need, we can just check the security tapes.
MIchael: Ah, kind of a good news, bad news there. I was able to be on the seen so quickly because I was in the car that hit her.
Jim: Who was driving?
Pam: Oh, Michael.
Stanley: What is wrong with you? Why did you have to phrase it like that?
Oscar: So she's going to be OK?
Michael: Yes, she has a slight pelvical fracture, but people have survived far worse.
Pam: Thank god you were there.
Andy: Did you see who did it?
Dwight: No need, we can just check the security tapes.
MIchael: Ah, kind of a good news, bad news there. I was able to be on the seen so quickly because I was in the car that hit her.
Jim: Who was driving?
Pam: Oh, Michael.
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