Dwight Schrute: What is this?
Jim Halpert: How did those get out?
Dwight Schrute: Professor Coperfield's Miracle Lagooms?
Jim Halpert: I was in Jamaca, and I got lost and it was getting dark this one night and out of nowhere this guy comes with a cart and he's selling these. Dwight, he told me things about myself that there's no way he could have known.
Dwight Schrute: That's a common swindler's trick.
Jim Halpert: Probably, probably. So I buy some. I turn the corner, I feel like an idiot, so I go back to get my money... He was gone.
Dwight Schrute: So you want to sell ME magic beans? Hahaha!
Jim Halpert: Correction: I do NOT want to sell you Professor Copperfields Miracle Lagooms.
Dwight Schrute: Nice try. No- correction: terrible try. Ha.
[Later]
Dwight Schrute: (Dwight walks by Jim's table) Jim, put those away.
Jim Halpert: (Sees the lagooms out and grabs them) Sorry about that, Pam must have put those out.
Dwight Schrute: Alright, just out of curiosity, what were the claims to those beans?
Jim Halpert: They're lagooms, Dwight. And you're just going to make fun of me, so why would I..? You know what, this ends now. (tears up lagooms)
Dwight Schrute: What the..?! (Sees the previously destroyed lagooms on Jim's table)
Jim Halpert: Oh my God.
Dwight Schrute: That's impossible!
Jim Halpert: It is. Right? I mean, it's impossible.
Dwight Schrute: Alright. I'll take them.
Jim Halpert: They're probably worthless.
Dwight Schrute: Probably.
Jim Halpert:Leave the telescope.
Dwight Schrute: (To camera) I started with a thumb tac, and traded my way to a telescope. But in a way, the most valuable thing here wasnt the telescope at all. No, it was the packet of beans, and I traded the telescope for it, and I can just go buy another telescope.
(Later)
(Dwight is seen watering the lagooms in flower pots. Dwight leaves and Jim comes out with full grown plants in pots that look the exact same.)
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