Michael Scott:[packing for the hospital] Will I need a dictionary?
Oscar:No, the hospital will provide a dictionary, bring a thesaurus.
Oscar:No, the hospital will provide a dictionary, bring a thesaurus.
Nate:Got it. [taking a group photo outside] Pam Beesly:Okay let's go in. I'm freezing. Michael Scott:People, wait, wait, wait. Come back, come back. One fun one. We're gonna do a fun one. Jim Halpert:One Charlie's Angels. One. Let's go. Pam Beesly:Okay, this is just a Christmas card from your paper supplier. No one's putting this on their fridge. Kevin:Oh, I got it, you guys, how 'bout this. Michael, what if all the boys are on one side, all the girls are on the other. The boys are like, 'why I oughta', and the girls are like, 'let's go shopping!'. Andy:Let's just jump in the air! Michael Scott:That's it! That's a picture! Yes! Jump in the air. We're gonna jump in the air. Here we go. Nate:One, two, three. [everyone jumps at different times] Not everyone jumped. Michael Scott:Okay, everybody jump in the air this time, please. Here we go. Nate:One, two, three. [everyone jumps] Still some people not jumping. Jim Halpert:You gotta be kidding me. Who isn't jumping? Dwight Schrute:I'll tell you who. Darryl, Phyllis, Stanley, Angela, and Oscar. Phyllis:I am jumping. Dwight Schrute:You are? Phyllis:Yes, I am jumping. Dwight Schrute:Let me see you jump. [Phyllis barely jumps] Oh, my God. This is a store bought-camera. This isn't one of those special military-grade cameras that would be able to capture that. Pam Beesly:I'm freezing Nate:Um, also, Erin is jumping way too early. She's on the ground by 'three'.Erin:I didn't want to miss it. Andy:Well, if we all jump really high, we'll be in the air longer. Do that. Oscar:Here's a question nobody's asking: Is this worth it? Michael Scott:Don't answer that. People, listen up and listen good. We need to just get one picture where we're all in the air at the same time. Yes? Oscar:Why? Michael Scott:I believe in us. We can do this. Here we go. Nate:Okay, on three. Uh, everyone in the air. Three, [some people jump] two,[others jump] one, [others jump] zero. [everyone begins to yell][cut to the talking head] Michael Scott:We didn't get it.  It's not a popularity contest. Although it does make sense to fire the least popular because it has the least effect on morale.  Dwight to Erin: You drive. I've got a car full of fox meat.  Jan: If I was 22 and I had lots of time.. to have lots of children, then sure let's let Michael have a shot at one of them. But honestly, I have to make this one count.  Creed: Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider.  Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. And I think I proved that today at the dojo. -Michael  The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won't receive the care they need because someone in this office is coming up with ridiculous stuff. Count Choculitis....Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula? –Dwight Schrute  I fear that people are afraid to be honest with me, because I am there boss. I would rather someone be honest to me then be a good worker. Because, if he was honest, I could say "Hey, can you handle this job?" and he would say "No, I cant." And then I would say "Well, then, I'm not going to hire you. No offense. You seem like a really nice guy, but youre not qualified. You admitted it yourself." And that's how it works. -Michael  I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on pretzel day? Well, I like pretzel day….Only 364 days until my next pretzel. --Stanley  | AuthorI'm an office nerd. And that's all you need to know. ArchivesJune 2012 |
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