Andy: You don't need a reason to throw a garden party anymore than you need a reason to throw a birthday party.

Andy: You do have a fantastic basement.
Darryl: I did. I did have a fantastic basement. Now it smells like tacos. And you can't air out a basement. Taco air is heavy. 

Dwight Schrute: Yeah, at first I was really disappointed. But I've got a great daily routine going right now. I've up'ed my karate to eight times a week. I added boxing, lunches in on weekends, I do kick-boxing three times a week, Krav Maga four times a week, an hour of meditation in the morning at sunrise and again at sunset. So yeah! I'm doin' great.

Ryan: Everybody wants to be rich, but nobody wants to work for it.
Pam: You came in at 10:30 today right?

Andy: I gotta say, it kinda seems like the left side is the side to be on. Me, Jim, Dwight, Darryl. No offense Pam.
Jim Halpert: I don't think that's it..
Pam Halpert: Excuse me?
Dwight Schrute: Shh--Pam come on don't be such a right-sider.

Jim: OK, just wait one second, alright? I will copy it. [to Erin] Do you have a pen?
Erin: No.
Jim Halpert: [dumbfounded] No. Ok. Um, I'll take a photo of it. Dwight can you throw me my phone?
[Dwight whips Jim's phone into the wall]
Dwight Schrute: Nice catch!

Dwight Schrute: Here's how we find out. Let's line up and compare the lines, see if we learn anything. Ok? Left siders over here, right siders line up over here. Face each other. Match up by height, and relative weight. [everyone lines up] Let's just.. size each other up here, and left side of the list... ATTACK!

Robert California: Let me tell you some things I find productive. Positive reinforcement. Negative reinforcement. Honesty. I'll tell you some thing I find unproductive. Constantly worrying about where you stand based on inscrutible social cues, and then inevitably reframing it all in a reassuring way so that you can get to sleep at night. No, I do not believe in that at all. If I invited you to lunch, I think you're a winner. If I didn't I don't. But I just met you all. Life is long, opinons change. Winners, prove me right. Losers, prove me wrong.

Pam: I think we should get a townhouse in SoHo.
Ryan: SoHo's mostly lofts but okay.