Meredith: What are you smiling for? You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Andy: I'm sure I am not. Let's get you home.
Andy: I'm sure I am not. Let's get you home.
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Meredith: What are you smiling for? You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Andy: I'm sure I am not. Let's get you home.
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[walking into Dwight's first gym]
Dwight Schrute: Ready? What do you think? Huh? Darryl: Uh. No. This is not a gym. This is like a scene out of Saw 5. Andy: Gam Gam's name is Ruth. Jim you should know. I introduced you that one time, on speaker phone.
[Darryl is doing bench presses]
Dwight Schrute:You're nothing! You are so weak! You call yourself a man! Huh? Darryl:This doesn't help me, I don't respond to that kind of strategy. Dwight Schrute:Ok fine. Finish your set on your own and never come back to my gym again. [walks away] Darryl:[starts struggling with the bar] Dwight come back and spot me. Dwight Schrute:Alright. I'll help you. But first, you gotta tell me what your goal is. What do you want? Darryl:To push this bar up. Dwight Schrute:No! Because if that was the case the bar would be up by now. What is your goal? Darryl:Help me! Dwight Schrute:WHAT DO YOU WANT! Darryl:To look good! For Val. Dwight Schrute:Val Kilmer? I don't buy it! That doesn't make any sense! [Darryl finishes lifting the bar] Dwight Schrute:Wow. We figured out your goal. I am gonna make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen. Andy: Hey! Have you had anything else to eat besides candy canes?
Erin: Every martini has an olive. Andy: Ok. Maybe I should make you some oatmeal or something. Kevin: I don't wanna put you out. But if someone's making oatmeal I'll take an apple cinnamon and a maple brown sugar in one bowl, with whole milk. Erin: Kelly.
Kelly: Yea? Erin: Game on. Kelly: On it. [Kelly immediately goes into mode and walks over to where Andy's girlfriend and a group are laughing] Kelly: Jessica did you just fart? [everyone goes silent] [cut to talking head] Kelly: And that is how it's done. |