The Office Quote of the Day

[Andy opens Meredith's trunk and things fall out]
Meredith: [screaming and drunk] Whoa! My stuff!!
Andy: What? What is all that?!
Meredith: It's my valuables! This is my treasures--
Andy: [throwing them back in] It's junk.
Meredith: No they're my treasures!
Andy: You're a hoarder my God!
Meredith: No  I'm not. I'm gonna sell it on eBay! No no no you be careful. Be careful!