The Office Quote of the Day

Darryl: [reads text] Come to parking lot. Crazy pigeon action?

[in the parking lot]
Andy: Shhh. You're gonna scare 'em away. 

[two pigeons are eating out of a soft serve cone]
Darryl:  [laughs] That's a text. [high fives Andy]
Andy:Yeah. Right.
Darryl:That's your new standard.