Andy: First item on the agenda: Can I get everyone an extra-long Columbus Day weekend? Item number two: Connect with the guy. Robert California... what does he think of me? Don't know, super care. Number three, time permitting: We lost our biggest client...

Andy: And just to show you I'm being fair, you had Gabe in the loser column. That is astute. Good call.

Dwight Schrute: What side of the list am I on?
Jim Halpert: [checks] Left.
Dwight Schrute: YES!
Jim Halpert: Why are you-- how do you know--?

Ryan: [holding a slice of pizza] Ok not to point out the glaringly obvious, but doesn't the fact that I'm in this group make anyone feel just a little bit better. [takes a bite] Oh! This crust is sharp! Ah.

Robert California: You read my notebook? And photo-copied it? And distributed it?
Andy: [Laughs nonchalantly] No... THEY did... and they asked me to ask you about it.

[seeing the list for the first time]
Andy: Really great list of names guys. Thank you so much, good work.

Pam Halpert: If he comes out distract him.
Kevin: We need a warning signal.
Jim Halpert: We don't need a warning signal Kevin we can see him right there.
Kevin: We do!
Jim Halpert: I promise you we don't need a warning--
Kevin: WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

Dwight Schrute: Schrutes are farmers by hobby, but traders by trade.

Darryl: [reads text] Come to parking lot. Crazy pigeon action?

Creed:So hey. I wanna, set you up with my daughter.
Jim Halpert:Oh I'm engaged to Pam.
Creed:I thought you were gay.
Jim Halpert:Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter.
Creed:I don't know.